I mean, it's not just that. It's that it happens with such an amazing frequency and a completely stunning level of stupid. It's a wonder I am allowed out of the house on my own.
Even the dog thinks I need an adult.
|I tried for 5 minutes to get him to look at me so I could take a picture. |
Finally, I had to ask if he wanted food. The look of disbelief is clear in his eyes.
He knew I was faking.
That wasn't even the dumbest thing I did during the weekend.
On our last night together, I went to let the dog outside. I take him out the side door that I've been using since we moved into this rental in August. I flipped on the outside light, let the dog out, and waited for him to come back in.
It was then I realized what I had been doing for over 3 months.
When I came back in, I had to share. I had thought the side door light was a motion sensor. It wasn't until that night, I realized it was not -- at all. It just took a long time for the light to warm up and turn on.
Both The Guy and my friend assured me I had nothing to be embarrassed about. This is when I told them:
You guys don't understand. I've been waving at that light for months to make it turn on.I muttered to myself about the fact I have two degrees and am still this stupid. The Guy assured me it was only one now as the University had asked for the other back.
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