I, MayB: twitter

I was planning on doing an entire post on the plans I have for the front entry, but I will do that for another day. It's been a busy week and I accidentally got lost looking at all my most favourited and retweeted tweets on Twitter. Here are my favourites.

‏@Bronwyn_MayB

Most of my conversations with my husband end with me sighing deeply and saying "And then, Your Honour, I stabbed him."

1:37 PM - 23 Oct 2010

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When asked "What are you making?" the answer likely shouldn't be "Plans for your downfall."

11:28 AM - 5 May 2011

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There is some unknown substance on my phone screen so I've decided to lick it.

8:55 PM - 22 Mar 2012

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When I hear classical music playing in a public restroom, I feel I should be doing something a lot more impressive than I am.

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The last hour of a workshop takes 3 days.

1:31 PM - 1 Jun 2011

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Back to our regularly scheduled cynicism, sarcasm, and sass.

2:07 PM - 21 Nov 2011

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I keep using my Neti Pot, but I don't feel high at all. Am I doing it wrong?

9:09 AM - 7 Jun 2010

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Gloria Estefan says the music is going to get me, so I'm sleeping with a knife. I'm going to get the music first.

8:37 AM - 8 Oct 2010

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Deleting a tweet with a spelling error takes the same amount of time as closing an Xrated browser in front of your Mom.

10:03 AM - 29 Aug 2010

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When I can't think of a word, I act it out in order to remember it. I really hope I don't try to remember the word "naked" in public. Again.

I, MayB

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Top 10 tweets I've ever posted since the beginning of time. I'm funny.